Burgers that are too tall for my mouth. Don’t tease me when I’m hungry.

Clueless drivers with zero self-awareness leaving a path of almost accidents wherever they go because everyone has to entirely re-route about the perimeter of their fucking car.

Where I live we have crazy wide streets in the right lane so if you’re making a right turn there’s all the space in the world to scoot over and make your turn without slowing down traffic, but these monsters have the IQ of a rock and decide to slam their brakes (no signal of course) then take six years to slowly turn into whatever parking lot they’re headed toward.

People stopping dead in the middle of a walkway

When a bug keeps flying by your ear but it’s too small and fast to swat away