I like explaining things. Just let me have this.

The wall will wear down eventually. I think.

I just tried to get through the original list and I have forgotten a lot more than I was expecting.

Making people laugh. They’ll keep thinking there’s someone funnier but they’ll be wrong.

Never. “X” is so cringey to say.

I was seriously considering accepting a remote job where they apparently make their employees install spyware so the employer can see employees through the webcam to make sure they’re at their desk working.

Burgers that are too tall for my mouth. Don’t tease me when I’m hungry.

They were looking for someone to play Martin Luther King.

I can hear that filter

Finally! I’ve had this thought ever since I was a kid.

A button on the TV that would make the remote beep so you can find it

I only get sucked into these if I like the narrator’s style. Some people just have a natural way of talking that can keep my attention no matter what they’re talking about.

I recently came across Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter and it sounds like the old pop that I like.

Aside from being lazy and playing video games all day, I would like to learn new skills. I always said I wanted to try woodworking. A lot of my current skills involve being on a computer so I would like at least one that involves tools and using my hands.

Can you hijack the camera and see us too?

Recently have come to really like thin crust. I’ve been buying fresh pizzas from the store and adding my own slices of mushrooms, I like em thicc.

That’s funny. Growing up in the US, Comedy Central would run marathons of the original Whose Line so I ended up watching the UK version more than the US one.

They’re slaves to the algorithm. The algorithm favors the obnoxious.

Finish fast as you can so you can do it again sooner

Needs to be a little lower