Proof that cinematic universes are worthless.
Make a movie and just give it an ending. Fuck your wishy washy no commitment to closure, every hero survives, pump out as many shows and spin offs bullshit style of universe building.
pump out as many shows and spin offs
Know of any recent franchise that has outdone Angry Birds? (I’m sure Batman et al. have, but maybe more recent.)
Tangentially relevant from a few days ago:
Goodness! Have you seen the Angry Birds Wiki?
Longest I’ve ever seen. Maybe a hundred spinoffs.
I mean if you count every piece of media like that I imagine someone like Marvel or DC would beat them just due to comic books and the fact they’ve been around a lot longer.
Ok, ok, but what other memes deserve it more? Where’s my generations’ full-length Candy Mountain movie, huh?
Charlie the Unicorn already did this to perfection. It is full length. No more needed.
True, unlike Skibidi, you can’t improve on perfection, even with Micheal Bay explosions.
But I’d still like the trailer: “Chaaaarlie, let’s go to Candy Mountain, chaaaarlie”
idk who their market is for this, the 9 year olds who watch this stuff aren’t big movie goers
I hate when people use the term cinematic universe when they just mean “movie”.
well to be fair it’s right up Michael Bay’s ally. The plot of Skibidi Toilet is essentially Toilets vs Cameras kill each other, one side wins, thumbs up to viewer. Other side gets something bigger, wins, thumbs up. other side gets something even bigger, wins, thumbs up. and so on and so on and so on.
They would, as a tax write off
I’m on Skibidi Toilet 41 and honestly. I’ll watch a movie about it.
I would, too, but not if Michael Bay is directing.
Why, because his movies are about big fights and no story? Because that’s what Skibidi Toilet is lol.
Context? Srry.
To the best of my knowledge:
Skibidi Toilet is getting a movie.
Ben10 despite it’s financially proven track record (per the meme) has not received a feature-length cinematic release.
Looks like my therapist will finally be giving me permission to kill myself
“Don’t let your dreams be dreams”
Nah there’s no fucking way. A movie of a GMOD studio fanmade?? That’s odd af.
Are you absolutely certain that it isn’t a psyop meant to make millennials feel extremely old and mystified about wtf is going on with Gen Z?
Because after watching the first 40 of those (I tried to watch them all but I just couldn’t), I feel older and more alienated from younger generations than I ever have before 😄
On behalf of Gen Z, we do not associate with Skibidi Toilet. That is Gen Alpha’s nonsense.
I watched it all because my 11 year old was going on about it. Turns out I watched more than she had. So, I dunno.
Well done! As a parent, you probably have a higher pain and confusion threshold than I do tbh 😄
BTW, which was your favorite character? Mine was the speakers-headed monster because it was the only one that played music I could relate to 😄
(the 1985 banger Everybody Wants To Rule The World)
Oh, it’s been quite a minute since I watched so I don’t remember much about the characters, and since, well, I had to do a hard reset on my brain after watching it.
I try to involve myself in what she’s into. We have a really tight bond because of this.
We’re both super into Hazbin Hotel. I know she’s technically young for it, but I took the time to make sure she understands the concepts in the show and what it all means.
Dude, we had this. Let the young 'uns have their fun.
Oh, for sure! I didn’t mean to yuck on their yum, just express my own experience and hyperbolic pseudo-hypothesis 😁
Listen, as someone who watched a ton of SFM and gmod videos, this is the exact same type of humor I (a millennial) enjoyed like 10 years back.
Ok I never even considered watching this, but gave it a try, and genuinely liked it lmao
you know, I knew I was out of touch around the time of fidget spinners, but this is a new level of “get off my lawn” I thought I wouldn’t reach til my 30s
Sure is lonely in here without the squid
