TIL lol
This is from a group chat I was in and a female friend asked the group
I mean, considering teabagging is already a thing, is this really that bad? Probably less gross than naval shots. Nobody has a clean naval for long, and clubbing is done at the end of the day, and involves dancing and sweating.
The straw’s weird though. Just lap it up.
Why does this need to be a thing? I know it is, but people, seriously. Get on with life.
I’m not into that kind of club scene but they seem to be enjoying their lives. I approve.
My life would have been better not havimg suun diS
Fella had a stroke right there
He was monkey pawed out of existence as he typed
Why the straw though, what’s wrong with lapping it up like a cat?
I took it like she’s tryna fuck but isn’t that into the guy.
you don’t wanna hear about elephant shower
Seconding the desire to know
Now I do
That’s nothing, how about the Slovakian Traffic Cone?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slovakian Traffic Cone
That’s enough internet for today. ಠ_ಠ
That’s a bit much, I’ll stick to the Rusty Trombone
Yeah but people actually do that, as opposed to the edgy preteen nonsense above
large, preferably yellow
lol
reads the rest
jfc I’m out
Wouldn’t this like… Hurt??
Maybe if you do it with a Bloody Mary because of the
tobaccoTobasco sauce or have a cut on your nuts.“Tobacco Sauce”. That’s what I’ll start calling my morning loogies.
I assume you don’t have a scrotum to test for yourself, but oddly it wouldn’t hurt at all.
The balls are ultra sensitive, but for some reason the scrote itself just laughs in the face of danger. You can pinch the shit out of it and feel nothing. Just pinching random arm skin hurts a lot quicker than pinching the ol ballsack. And stretching? Forget about it. That’s the thing’s whole job.
just keep the actual plumbing clear of the carnage
I don’t think they’re asking about the stretching, but about having a puddle of alcohol on your scrotum. That was my first thought as well. Probably okay if it’s wine, but not sure about something high proof.
