Engineer: The glass is too big.
Mechanic: The glass isn’t broken.
Twice as big as it needs to be.
I don’t understand the line through optimist.
It’s because it’s a screenshot taken on a broken phone.
Amazing.
The glass is full: half of it is air.
Ok but why don’t all chip bags have zip seals built into the bag?
Cost
Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
realist: is this piss?All water is filtered piss in some quantity, right?
There’s a practical reason chips bags are mostly air tho.
I recently saw a local brand of chips with the tagline “less air, more chips”, and hey, there it is, capitalism at work. Competition happening.
Then I remembered that PepsiCo owns Frito-Lay and they are a huge conglomerate, so it doesn’t matter what it says on the bag. And hey, there it is, capitalism also.
Qualitäts michmich!