Linux gamer, retired aviator, profanity enthusiast

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Cake day: June 20th, 2023

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  • I hate the concept of Daylight Savings Time. It’s such a “Baby formula: Now with even more lead!” solution to a problem that shouldn’t exist in the first place.

    The table is a little bit too far South, it’s kind of difficult to walk around the table because the wall is too close. So we’ll lift the roof off with a crane, suspend the table from a sophisticated set of guy wires, tear down the house around it, and then painstakingly reinstall the house 16 inches to the South so that there’s room between the wall and the table.










  • A 2003 Chevrolet S10. Had it since it was brand new, it’s been almost perfectly reliable. The recliner on the passenger seat is kind of weird, and in the 21 years I’ve owned it, it has only failed to make one trip. The radiator failed once and I was stranded for about 30 minutes on a nice spring day in the parking lot of a Food Lion. It’s showing some wear after a couple decades but it starts, it runs, it’s comfortable, it hauls any cargo I need, it’s not tremendously big for a pickup truck so it’s easy to park…I fully intend for that truck to be my hearse. Don’t let the funeral home rent you a Cadillac to carry me in my urn, I have a Chevrolet that’s perfectly fit for purpose.

    It’s the worst car I’ve ever owned because it is the only car I’ve ever owned.