It’s not just natural and compostable - it’s incredibly and unimaginably eco friendly, super carbon negative, has positive effects on people’s lives, and morally such a positive yearly habit (/ritual/tradition) that instantly cures depression & guarantees the best afterlife (or no afterlife for those who had enough).
Can I exchange them for carbon credits? A single one is probably better than quute a huge forrest!
Asking for a friend!
Any tips for removing the meat and bleaching the bones?
Step 1: make them mine for coal until they stop moving.
Not coal, make them clean up every piece of litter until they collapse.
Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones
Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!
You’re sending really mixed signals.
I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.
You keep talking but never do anything.
So what you’re saying is I’m all chatter, no splatter?
If only someone would always post the location of billionares and their planes and yachts