I imagine…climbing up a tower, scanning an area, the hundreds of mini activities litter the map with little coin icons showing the requisite amount of assassin coins you need to spend to try the level.

Don’ t worry you get 10 free assassin coins per day, spend more to play sooner!

Ugh

Yeah just talking/ playing audio to clarify. Literally everyone but the ladies and the bus driver were nose deep in texting or playing games.

HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO USE THE THREE SPORKS!

Sorry Demolition Man on the brain.

Since it’s a scam site I’ll just steal the design, improve, and print my own. (Gratuitous hookers and booze)

I have a traffic cone orange polo that in some meeting rooms reflects enough light to trumpify people’s faces. Man people hate it but wait till I show up in this ensemble!

I mean sometimes you’re going to faux paus no matter what. I studied Japanese for years, was tired after the flight there and jumped on my phone too let family know I was ok. That’s not cool on a bus. Some lovely women pointed to the sign, I apologized, they giggled I giggled it was fine.

But we know these tourists don’t do this stuff at home. Stop it.

And if you do act that way at home keep to your god damn self and watch your tone. It’s a foreign country not a kids’ science museum.

In a cute way this reminds me of Kim Joy.

I’m not saying I’m immune from propaganda but I didn’t think I’ve ever purchased something to “strike back at the conservative corporate culture.”

I mean I’m more of a car guy so trucks and off roading aren’t my specialty but a vehicle built by a company that’s done it for a century vs a pissboy.

Shocker…

You just keep the wishlist private and zero it out. You got the answers to those questions. That’s private info your bro rusted you to die with.

No kidding, that’s super cool. I imagined the series becoming a bit of a comedic hidden gem back in the day.

Do kids even perapera about azumanga anymore?

I love the response from the zoo. Bro, you dye your hair, dogs can dye their hair.

YOU JUST CALLED IT A FUCKING DOG

More legit than the Medicare, tech support, and spectrumattverizon bill reduction teams that incessantly call nowadays anyway.

113 bpm baby we’re solid!

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=54aY7LStPDpardcc

They were also high as fuck on coke back then. All we got is damn fent. Of course they were peppier and riskier.

Kind of reminds me of the old monster truck toy with claws that extended from the tires.

I was sitting here thinking how useful a loop to count bananas before running out of time and losing my shoes and or pants before realizing I’m in a large college auditorium and everyone is laughing at me would be!

With what husband? Got em

This barrier of capitalism loving fascists finding that capitalism works best with maximum participation therefore maximum diversity is infinitely entertaining to me.