I know this is just a joke, but I’ve recently become a project manager for the first time. I’m open to tips and suggestions.

I’ve really enjoyed it and have worked hard to give my developers everything they need as soon as possible. Otherwise I try to stay out of the way and do my best to shield them from the pressure that’s being applied on me to achieve deadlines.

I’d agree that anyone can ask for project updates, but I really do work hard to balance client demands with c-suite expectations and the realistic outcomes described by my developers.

I don’t believe they’re endangered, so I’m guessing if it meant Steve could watch his kids grow up and live a long happy life with his wife, he’d happily encourage you to cap a single stingray.

I could be wrong, however.

I wouldn’t feel bad using a pejorative for fascists. Neither do I feel bad using a pejorative for other authoritarians. Their disrespect for human dignity, liberty, and worth disqualifies them for protection against such a minor indignity.

Tankies is fine for anyone on the side of the tanks at Tiananmen Square.

Any good Netflix shows lately?

Dude is illiterate regardless of the room he’s in.

When can I get one of these voices to read an epub on my phone? I’d love to have something like that

Whether or not he had a gun, you put an officer in a headlock and things will escalate.

Misspelled Palpatine in the last field, gonna be a dead giveaway that this isn’t a genuine report.

Do you mean politics as in the details of elections and minutia of governance?

Or do you mean the discussion for how we ought to live together?

The answer is not really to both.

I do try to avoid authoritarian idiots spouting fruitless nonsense, but they seem to be a tragedy of the commons for public discourse.

I’m not a huge fan of dogs in general. They’re capable of unsettling amounts of violence and you have no idea if/how they’ve been trained.

*Their

I ate the onion on this one. I wasn’t even surprised.

We can afford both.

Can anyone explain anything in this meme? I don’t know the anime, I don’t know the symbols, all I recognize is the steam logo.

That cat does not look okay.

For those of us with families members who’ve needed a transplant or are awaiting a transplant, this is a story we’ll be following closely.

I mean, I know it’s The Onion, but this certainly doesn’t have to be a joke.

Brosif, calling a discussion of the patriarchy misandry makes it clear you don’t know what the patriarchy even is. It hurts everyone.

I don’t know if they count as cold related deaths, but there’s been at least 3 in Portland who’ve died to downed power lines.