Yeah where I live there’s a burger urge. Sells shitty burgers for like 30 dollars AUD

Is this loss

Yeah and then i look around to watch others try raise their own arm rests to no avail and laugh to myself

Cause we’re small but mighty

Yeah still give it a go because if you’re immortal then you will get over the death of a loved one eventually

I imagine it will get like the expanse

I thought so

I’m pretty sure its something to do with the mounting during sexy times.

I love mashed potatoes,

I’ve recently started adding a couple tablespoons of this chilli oil thing into it. Its awesome

Man i would kill to have my wife make me lunches like this.

I don’t even know what a pcm is. This just made me laugh

Haha that got me so good

They had normal hands, but if you have ever looked at ai generated images of people the hands are always wrong. Often horridly wrong, so AI can’t make hands

Everyone learns maths.

Everyone should know maths.

My mate has this tattooed on his thigh, I’ve no idea why.

This is great, well done.

Write a suicide note blaming them.

Damn now i want to use condoms with my wife

For years now, and people are still amazed to watch me to it.

I live in Darwin Northern Territory Australia, every year on July 1st we have Territory day to celebrate our independence from the southern states.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/jul/02/man-loses-arm-below-elbow-in-fireworks-explosion-near-darwin this year a man lost an arm