“I’ll take some of those ones with sprinkles.”

“Mr. Vance, those are rat turds”

A penis can become a ranged weapon.

Was the 90s, before the nationwide ban on smoking in public places and restaurants. Which I think happen very shortly after I graduated… I recall a protest about allowing smoking on campus at college.

Anyhow the highschool I went to wasn’t exactly with it. Basically was in the boonies and under the radar of national regulations. I kind of feel like they just let the seniors use the space to avoid conflicts with the aggressively redneck families that populated the area. Same went for all the lifted trucks waving confederate flags, no one was about to start that fight.

I just recall having a soda vending machine in highschool and being told students weren’t allowed to use it. This was placed in the lunch room next to where we all sat, not a teacher’s lounge.

We had a designated smoking area if you were 18 though.

Honestly toilets near kitchens as not that strange. Friend rented a home with one behind a door near the backdoor of their kitchen. Because a pipe from ran through there.

Also someone else I know in a 500k+ home has a toilet right by there kitchen where you come in from the garage. Sure there is a hallway. But you can see straight in there if the doors open and if you measured it’s probably less than 6ft from his fridge. Guess the illusion of it being less gross is there is some separation?

4 cloves, pfffft. 4 HEADS of garlic.

Honestly I left the shit show because of family and friends over sharing. I really don’t want to know when my little cousin failed “no nut November”

I’d rather ask him in person when he last ejaculated. Typical family greeting before we shake hands.

I do agree something needs done about climate change. But as someone who deeply appreciates art and understands how important it is to preserve it, I think protesters have a lot more avenue’s to gain attention AND actually target something related to climate change.

Why not go throw soup on a representative or maybe throw soup on the door of a famous municipal building. Target government, they ultimately make the decisions.

THAT’S OK BROTHER! WHEN I CRANK MY HOG IT’S HARD TO DO ANYTHING ELSE! I’M JUST RELIEVED YOU ARE OK!

WHAT WAS THAT BROTHER, YOU NEED TO SPEAK UP!! AROOOOOO!

I just picture someone with a legitimate ear injury having to go to Walmart and getting praised and followed around like Brian from “Life of Brian”.

“No I’m not a Trump supporter, I just nicked my ear doing yard work! Stop following me! Go away! Leave me ALONE!”

Did you try looking in your search history?

The man wouldn’t last an hour minute working on an actual ranch.

Good, nothing is exclusive because of when you were born.

The Shrek paradox

Pedophiles and non-consent are a couple good reasons not to.

It’s ok to share with family privately for sure. Publicly to the rest of the world, got to ask why would a parent do that? Probably to gain attention for themselves, it’s not for the child or considering the child. They are essentially starved for engagement and attention and using their child to satisfy that need. That’s the problem.

Simply put the strangers that want to see your child are not always for good reasons. Why do that to them?

Agreed that’s what “big spider” wants you to believe. They control the world wide web after all.

I’ll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.