Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I’m not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.
Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick… would you be into it then?
You can just tell, trust me. Professional dick predictor and gait reader, worked in physical rehabilitation for years. I can also smell thyroid disease.
I don’t remember this scene in Shrek
It was the rule 34 version.
That’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep
I’m a degenerate, I WANT BOTH
You can only pick one.
Can I see how big they/thems cock is first?
The cocks are the same size. Huge.
I’m a sucker for a sandy she cock
I’ll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it’s done when they’re conveniently censoring something, but…ugh. :(
They’re cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well
Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta
it’s the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos
I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You’ll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.
\3. Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.
The Shrek paradox
Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
Pack it in guys this is the comment.
lose lose scenario
Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.
and suck your own dick.
Not to toot my own horn…But I can actually do that to myself. I discovered that talent of mine after I fell off my bike one time.
Toot your own horn! Tee hee.
Anyway, nice cock, bro.And landed with your dick in your mouth? I’m happy for you. I could when I was younger, but I got too phat.
A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush …
Yeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.
It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
Hehe you said “oral”.
I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.
Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl’s dick. It’s girl dick, there isn’t much interesting to say about it.
I’m not sure I wholly agree with you there.
girl cock is girl cock
Once you get used to the idea of chick dick, well, it’s just a dick on a chick.
You don’t think that’s something interesting to say about it? I thought it was interesting.
Choose the first one, a talking donkey
Go back to guarding Princess Fiona.
Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…
I like to think saving them but rejecting the offer might be an option.
I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.
I’ve talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn’t get hard. He’s into romantic stuff tho. Everybody’s different I’m sure tho
Let me see the human from the back
Everybody likes a little ass
is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?
Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?
The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.
Dude didn’t stutter. Saving the woman.
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do?
Like a Hoover vacuum
My friend wants to know if it’s important to you that she’s female?