Neanderthals wanted to live forever and now we have bigfoot.

Don’t worry, it’s back. Those things refuse to die.

Data is depressing.

red/violet

I want to see a photo!

You don’t need to put actual beer in it.

And horseshit is not dogshit.

Rhymes with Pamela.

7 was good though

£7.99 for a stapler?!

You missed the more important bit.

CHEAP capsule hotels. We have a couple here in London but they charge the same as the budget hotels, completely missing the point.

Nor watched Doctor Who

abolishment

*abolition

Also the solution is guns.

Badum bum

If the movie doesn’t work unless you include a plot hole then the movie doesn’t work.

Dude…

I met my boyfriend on OkCupid. That was 5 years ago and I doubt we’d be able to find each other today. The app went from matches based on answering questions to a “hot or not” sleazy hookup tinder clone.

It makes even less sense when you learn that they were never in competition with tinder since the two of them are owned by the same parent company along with nearly even other dating app. You’d think that company would want all its services to be unique in some way so as to encourage diversity in the market but I guess I’ve not got a mind for business.

It’s loss.

So far he’s lost 35 times…