Not an expert but I don’t think it’s as simple as “fastest swimmer”.
And people forget that we’re also the egg.
The egg is actually the major part of it (mitochondria?)
Yes, the mitochondria and all the other organelles. We’re mostly egg.
We support you until you ready to crack shell and come out
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No no, people don’t forget the egg, it’s just that the egg is just a bloody smear without the magic serum.
And the serum is just a stain in your sock without the magic egg.
Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.
From your most photogenic swimmer.
Even in the old school way, this postcard is incorrect. The winner is rarely the fastest swimmer, as several sperm arrive at the egg before a single one is allowed inside.
Yeah, the egg decides who gets let in. “Happy Father’s Day from your most attractive (to Mom’s egg) swimmer”
“Damn, look at the tail on that one!”
For the cheap and lazy.
