You’re getting almost as jaded as I am. Welcome to the club! We have punch but it’s bitter like our hearts

1. Pay people a penny per pound for collecting plastic waste
2. Pass this fee along to plastic producers

Southern country-themed restaurant chain Cracker Barrel, with over 660 locations nationwide, has seen a significant decline in customers, losing more than 16 per cent in just four years

I wonder how much COVID contributed to that.

I don’t have any resources but my Volvo has a long, low hood and a heavily padded engine cover

We can’t have pop-up headlights because of pedestrian safety, but you can buy a 5,000 pound vehicle that does 0-60 in three seconds and has a hood level with most people’s heads because that’s totally safe for pedestrians.

Just write a bash script to loop over them.

Yet again I’m asking the Fediverse: What do they think a good economy should look like?

Nation-states were a stupid idea to begin with

I think it has more to do with maintaining a manufacturing base for defense than it is about jobs or the economy.

Did the union buster bluster buffalo the buffalo Buffalo buffalo?

Sorry! It’s a story about shit, and not a shitty one

Thanks for sharing your shit story, SatansMaggotyCumFart

Man, what a totally legitimate government we have in the US.

I’ve never been more disappointed in someone I voted for than Fetterman.

Which is saying something because they’re all pretty disappointing.

They heat up quickly and they’re very easy to clean.

I keep seeing people say this as a benefit of glass-top electrics, but this has never been the case with any one of those I’ve used. A boil-over invariably leaves a grimy black ring that can’t be scrubbed off even with hours of scrubbing. So they end up looking grimy.

Meanwhile, my sealed gas burners are easy to get clean. I just sweep up the crumbs and then dump some boiling water and a couple drops of dish soap and wipe it up.

There’s a reason we castrate domesticated animals

Imagine thinking decadence is a bad thing

Yeah, and it shocked a lot of the rich folks to learn they’d die horribly if they were in an accident so they took action

While this is probably what will happen because Texas, there was a really horrible limousine crash in New York and it basically destroyed the stretch limo industry

I can be at home, but it’s not until I’m in comfy pants, on the couch, with a drink in hand that I’m home