Maybe they’ll use the 50k to escape Altoona and move to a country with better health care.

On the other hand, it reminds everybody how much they hate the US health insurance system. And I mean everybody.

Your attempt was ill-planned poorly-executed and just plain not nice, Ministry for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice.

Relative: You know about computers, right?

Me: I’m not sure. Who knows about computers, really? In the words of W.S. McCulloch, “What is a number, that a man may know it, and a man, that he may know a number?” (if you’ll pardon the gendered language) Now if you extend this to computation…

Relative: All right, STFU, I just wanted to know how to update my Amazon account…

I think that’s the brother-in-law (also murdered) and the sister (mad bc you murdered her husband) too, right? The consigliere’s out cleaning up the fallout from all the murders, and the guy in the doorway I think was murdered bc he betrayed you. Need to make new murder victims friends!

Hey, is this a recent comic? I remember this artist as being very pro-Reddit during the API shutdown, I’m glad to see they went back to their older style of humor.

Update your psychiatrist about how you’re doing. Depression varies throughout your life, but the good news is you probably just need a slight adjustment to your treatment.

One of the things I learned as a scientist is that for any major accomplishment, there are thousands of people who did difficult, necessary, and not-widely-recognized work to make that accomplishment possible.

Partying EVERY day gets kind of boring… You appreciate it more if you spend time just hanging out, like the guy in the meme.