That’s how the original genies acted though. They weren’t happy about their imprisonment so they fucked with the people who made wishes by deliberately misinterpreting them.

Personally it all comes down to adrenaline. If a task stresses me out enough to hit me with some adrenaline I’ll complete it immediately.

If not then I’m either doing nothing while thinking about the task or forgetting the task existed at all.

I’m mixed handed. Not to be confused with being ambidextrous.

Mix handedness (cross dominance) is where each hand is used for different things. I write and use silverware with my left hand but if I were to throw a ball or punch something I’d use my right hand.

Most of the time it results in me not knowing which hand doing a particular thing will be most comfortable with until I do it.

I’m not a bad person. That’s all I really care about.

Ngl I know nothing about water pillows I’m just using conjecture from having used a water bed.

If you have pets of any kind it’s inevitable that somethings gonna pop.

Probably the same reason waterbeds fell out of style.

They’re more trouble than they’re worth.

The difference is to most men those wouldn’t be complete deal breakers.

It’s even worse than people act like it is.

Hearing loss is progressive. You won’t even notice it at first. You’ll just be sitting around one day and suddenly you’re half deaf in one ear and have roaring tinnitus in the other.

And it doesn’t even take overly loud sounds to cause irreparable damage. A typical motorcycle engine is loud enough. Music turned up slightly too loud. Hell simply clapping your hands can do it.

Our ears are just as shittily built as our knees.

I just want to die but can’t kill myself because then people would be upset so if I die saving someone else it’s a win for everybody.

This is also how most of my guy friends feel about it.

Almost every explanation given in this comment section boils down to “I’m a selfish prick who only cares about what I’m doing in that moment. Fuck the lot of ya”

I could see him waddling quickly down an alley with a peter griffin stomach hiding his micropenis

I made a chef salad at work which usually comes with just ranch.

I added a sweet Thai chili sauce to it and it was honestly really fuckin good. The sweetness from the chili sauce really brought out all the regular flavors of the salad and ranch

I want the opposite.

I want npc’s to be so terrified of my presence that regardless of what I’m wearing (as long as my face is uncovered) they won’t say a damn thing about it.

“Oh the dude who can single handedly fist fight a deathclaw is wearing the armor of my enemy? Damn bro sounds like a whole lotta not my problem.”

Shitposting, asking dumb questions, and calling out logical fallacies when I see them.

And just generally being a nuisance.

That’s the worst part about all of this.

I don’t even know what css is 😭

I’m gonna be honest.

The main reason I don’t like Firefox is the ui.

It’s one of those things where I’ve been using chrome for so long that switching to anything else is infuriating. Trying to learn the layout and all the features. Trying to figure out how to do things that are intuitively design on Google.

If someone made pretty much a 1 to 1 copy of Google without all the bullshit I’d use it in a heartbeat.

Honestly that’s why I hate sports. It started out as just disliking it but after working food service my whole life I’ve grown to hate sports due to how much it affects my job.

Watching sports of any kind.

I get made fun of for playing video games and shit meanwhile millions of people lose their shit over grown ass men chasing a ball.

I’d be less insulting about it if I wasn’t ridiculed every time I bring up not liking sports.

When they acknowledge their mistakes instead of blaming it all on me I’ll think about it.