But can I back it up and make it go over them again? Just to be sure?

Thanks, but I just copied it from somewhere I found it. I remembered the joke but was too lazy at the time to type it out, so cut and paste it.

A man goes to his doctor and says “Doc, I’ve always had this really high pitched voice, I don’t know why, but I think it’s the reason I’m not taken seriously at work, can you help me?” The doctor tells him he can help if he can determine the cause, and he’ll have to give him a physical. “Well, we found the problem” the doctor tells him. “You have a massive penis. It’s so large that the weight of it pulls your vocal chords, causing your voice to be extremely high pitched. We could fix your voice with a simple penis reduction.” The man says “OK doc, I’ll do anything to have a normal voice!”

After his surgery, the man is thrilled to have a normal voice and he goes home to celebrate with his wife. A few weeks later, however, he returns to the doctor’s office. “Doc, as much as I love my new voice, the sad fact is I just can’t satisfy my wife properly with my reduced member, she’s just used to what I used to have. Do you still have that piece of my penis, so you could reattach it?” The doctor replies “No! I don’t know what happened to it!”

Perineum Fairy: Why yes, Timmy. Yes there are.

Yes.

Change grammar so that the plural of a word ending in an s followed by a hard consonant has -es added to the end instead of just -s - e.g. waspes instead of wasps.

They pick up on so many cues. It’s amazing. My dog knows we’re going on a trip without her when she sees us bust out the luggage.

Good question! My dog gets 1/4, and I eat the other half with breakfast and/or later on.

Sounds tasty!

I like a quarter apple chopped, cinnamon, raisins or craisins, some ginger, and cinnamon. I have this almost every morning.

This is amazing. Would eat Dick’s.

Welcome to Dicks. Can I help you find anything?

You would never know I’m baiting you. I’m a master baiter.

AI ingesting the output of AI ingesting the output of AI…

Our rescue.

I used to drink them quite a bit, but I don’t any more sure to food allergies.

I think they’re quite useful and can even be tasty (I used to make smoothies using them). I just saw them as a convenient form of protein.

Having said that, I’ve noticed that I’m much less hungry eating whole food proteins, and so I’m actually less likely to snack and ingest less calories over all.

My mom used to make hot potato and tuna salad. It was one of my favorites growing up. It was boiled potatoes, relish, tuna, mayo, salt and pepper, served warm. Really tasty.

Tuna casserole is another tasty option.

If you want to go an Asian route, you can do tuna served on rice with some chili crisp and sliced cucumber.

Yeah this helps a ton. I have a bowl that I keep my keys, wallet, inhaler, etc in. Also keep certain items on my night stand.

Also, just get into the habit of asking yourself, “Am I gonna remember putting this thing here?” I am still not 100% good about this, but I’ve gotten much better. Admitting that you have a problem is the first step.

Muenster is good stuff. I used to love it on a steak and cheese.

Oh yeah. I could make it a game. See how long anyone notices.