Musk, Bezos, Tate, Shkreli, and the Trump klan in jumpsuits and chains? Don’t threaten me with a good time!

gathered around a table

Or at least gathered on one side of a table.

There’s something so delicious about the fact that the party of supposedly tough, heterosexual-and-don’t-you-dare-say-otherwise manly-men is represented by a guy who’s covered in spray tan and spends literally hours arranging what little hair he has left, and another guy whose smoky eye game is on point.

And yes, cishet men can wear makeup too, but come on—makeup on anybody who owns a penis is decidedly off-brand for today’s Republican Party.

For most cis hetero men, some powder to reduce the shine of the bright lights in front of the camera is normal. Guyliner is not.

There’s no need to force a delay; the FEC moves at a snail’s pace. They’re still working on cases from the 2016 election.

Enjoy your immediate ban

Hillary Clinton rn

Pretty killer specs on paper. In my experience, these AliExpress boards have a bunch of minor annoyances that add up. Examples of those annoyances from my experience include:

• a complete lack of support after the sale (you’ll never get a BIOS update, or if you do, you have to get it from some dodgy Chinese Dropbox-equivalent),
• a lack of 4-pin chassis fan headers,
• outdated SATA controllers that don’t let your computer reach higher C-states, and
• non-standard CPU coolers that you’ll never be able to replace if they fail.

Too real.

Report it to the FTC.

Edit: I named the wrong F agency. It looks like the FCC might be a better option: https://consumercomplaints.fcc.gov/hc/en-us/articles/115002234203-Unwanted-Calls-Texts-Phone

Is the 80-character width of early terminals related to the 80-byte capacity of punch cards?

… Donald Trump posted on his social media platform in all caps that “I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE CHARGES ARE IN THIS RIGGED CASE.”

“I AM ENTITLED TO SPECIFICITY JUST LIKE ANYONE ELSE,” he wrote.

Maybe you should have stayed awake instead of farting yourself to sleep every day.

The post comes after Trump watched Judge Merchan spend over an hour instructing the jury on the law and specific charges in the case…

😙🤌

The quotes in this article were some of the weirdest fucking things I’ve ever read. Is there something in the water in SF?

Is she outside the statute of limitations for animal cruelty?

Barack Obama Tower

If it’s Amazon that’s laying you off, they’ll just shut down your email, Slack, and intranet access before you can start work in the morning, and let you figure the rest out yourself.

In this scumbag’s case, I’m OK with an eye for an eye.

Of course this is no surprise, but even so, his partners are giant fools. They pitched the idea to Trump, built the platform for him, and in return they got to keep only 10% of their company. What absolute suckers.

You might be able to find an aftershave that matches your fragrance. Alternatively, there are heaps of unscented aftershave options out there.

No explanation other than Elon is a thin-skinned little bitch baby who’s carrying water for fascists.