Precrastination is when you get too far ahead on a group project because you’re avoiding another awfuller thing.

Nor archive.md nor archive.today, which appear to be run by the same rogue actors and serve the same content as archive.is and archive.ph. Beware.

Filing your staircase mnemonic in my mind right next to this banger for the Great Lakes.

cleverly also called “dogfooding”

Would you do it for $100?

Please tell me at least some parts of your comment are sarcasm?

Otoh, my family has procreated for billions of years, I’m the last of my line, I have no children, and can’t imagine raising them with all the ₽ɪ$ʂ out there. Idfk.

I’ve done my best to include °C conversions of all my °F. What more do you people want.

Since we’re here, I had covid one time and had to shop online for stuff that came in ounces, quarts, pints, and liters, and even without brain fog, I can tell you that comparing prices and sizes against apples, oranges, and furlongs (⅛ miles (≈⅕ km (but this is an argumentum ad absurdum))) is the most unsatisfying garbage that has ever been.

In conclusion, what if God did bless America ?

China’s really that cheap? 3% did you say?!

Thanks!

Purportedly 2024.

I miss real keyboards for the numberpad and the Home and End and the Pages Up and Down. Plus all the satisfying noise they made. Had no idea I needed this, too.

I love how the skyline looks like a couple skylines of that era that don’t look that way now. What city is that?

Oh right. Also bring your scriptures or a turntable with the two swimsuits so you can experiment with new material during the sendoff.

F3 lets you edit an Excel cell without using your damned mouse on Windows. So handy, I added the shortcut to my non-Windows setup.

I’m sorry but what in the shit.

Boss is in Palo Alto and you’re in the no-data-found part of Greenland??

Agree with all this except jeans. Store them in the freezer and wash them even less than you’d like to. They’re barely cool when you put them on…

unless it’s a July 17 heatwave and you wore them in 7000% humidity before tossing the salty, sweat-drenched denim into the freezer, in which case they’re like cold tortilla chips. Just wash them if you were swimming down the sidewalk in mid-summer muck.

Anyway. Makes them last at least a couple years longer.

Carry two swimsuits: one for me and one for the recently departed.

Yeah I was like wow I am so enlightened for the first part of the response and then I was like oh my god I am so seen. I. Am. The. Best. At. Doing. The. Second. Most. Important. Thing. I. Need. To. Do.

POV you’re behind side-eyeing Chloe in the year of Our Lord two thousand and also thirteen A.D.

That’s what I thought I saw too

That’s right! None of us knows how Italians can speak in the dark 🤌