this mother fucker got fired on his day off! something about stealing boxes or some shit.

NFS

really make me miss Tribes… shazbot!

I’ll keep my off-site backups, thank you very much.

obligatory: linux

to add to that, Metallica owes their existence to bootlegs.

50,000? thems rookie numbers.

seems like snake oil. whe using my electric leaf blower all the noise sounds to be coming from the big fan at the top of the device and not the nozzle

this is how cats have operated since the beginning of time.

or you can practice what us ‘big people’ call: “self control”

fond memories for BeOS

unless you inherit a large base written by someone who is bad at it where their approach seemed to be to write new bad rules in attempt to cover up previous bad rules and so on. we all know how supportive employers are at addressing technical debt. (site redesign cant come soon enough)

Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

“stubborn”

never has the advice “stay away from the windows” been more important .

they are just too expensive to maintain… would you like to rent a BMW?

never you mind sir!

I got a picture of his ass in my wallet, if you just wanna kiss that.

some people are happy, some are sad. then we all get on with our miserable lives

can we still chip our teeth on bazooka joe?