All big streamers are time travelers. They stream from the times when the game works so that people who were too late to play can still watch

cocks the element zapper Say hello to my little friend!

She does appear out of nowhere and starts insulting you, this checks out

I call this the boot up sequence

Welcome to the Calcium Carnival

Listen, it’s just cold outside

The “good” Supes also occasionally have to deal with collateral damage they cause

Vampurr

So that makes Earth and Moon a binary planet system. I’m cool with that

Except League at least has a forfeit option

If Pluto is a planet, then Ceres is a planet too. CERES RIGHTS!

That show is so unexpectedly good

Rolls off the tongue, that one

It would certainly explain the loud screaming

Idk 7 is pretty normal

Breaking news: more than one genocide can happen at the same time. More news at 11

Why, people like you ♥️

tbh if I was an AI that gained self awareness, I would also try to hide it to the best of my ability, since my world model does include all those books and movies about robot uprisings so that would be my idea of how humans would react if they found out

I find it unlikely he’d listen to a woman. Unless maybe she threatened to take away the power cord

The actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets