Shit. I can only do solar seconds… Dammit! I stopped eating onions for no reason!
“33 lunar seconds”
You really had to bring relativity to a fucking joga class. How am I supposed to center myself with existential horrors of the block universe and my illusionary free will.
block universe
Next up: Minecraft yoga
The wetter the better. Can still eat all the garlic you want.
The genital folding will continue until
moraleflexibility improves.I hesitate to ask about the folding of genitals…
It would certainly explain the loud screaming
You have to origami your schlong into a flower or a bird of your choice
That’s a stated end point not instructions.
Congratulations, here is your complimentary tree bark snack.
Well, you get your genitals and then you fold them.
Yes… but how?
I don’t think I’m explaining this right, you grab your genitals and fold it over itself.
Hotdog or hamburger style?
That’s a personal choice, but, historically the preferred style is the hamburger.
I can’t tell you everything, Michael
But can you tell me anything?
That’s what folding@home was all about
Hard pass. I only do hot, wet and naked yoga while being observed by bald eagles.
