I call tomatoes god’s perfect food, but they can only be pushed so far until they become an abomination before a loving Jesus.

Jesus, ate The Onion again. Right at the edge of believably.

Swear I’ve read that. Anyone?

US here. I don’t think we get enough credit for our anti-smoking culture, and given that Hollywood is a major culture driver…

Even in my poor little town, where the broke and uneducated smoke more, it’s getting to be where I’m a little taken aback when I see someone smoking in public.

All this coming from a guy that smoked for 20+ years. The culture shift has been dramatic and I hope we’re exporting it.

C’mon OP, every sort of human sexual interaction has dynamics like this. Top or bottom, submissive or dominant, switching it up, all that, we humans do it.

I believed it.

THAT is my fear. I’m watching the ecosystem collapse on my front porch. I could go on for a long, long time with my observations, both historic and recent, but the food chain is collapsing where I’m at. Wildlife populations are noticeably crashing from what I observed 4-years ago.

SOURCE: I’m old and outside a lot. Always looking around, seeing what’s changing.

Mostly agreed, but this is naive.

who are old, out of shape, delusional about their abilities

I’ll spare you all the anecdotes, but I’ve been around these people and most of them are no joke. They’re neither fat nor lazy nor stupid nor untrained. You only see the fat slobs in their Amazon gear because that’s who we like to make fun of.

“And when we hide porno, we go all out. It ain’t behind the refrigerator or under the bed. No, we become Batman when it’s time to hide some porno.”

Probably get hate for this around here, but it would be pants-on-head retarded for a political candidate to propose a major policy shift 3-weeks before a national election.

^ We have a winner.

Torque and a $5 BT car computer dongle. It tells you everything about your car. You can see what warning lights mean and clear the codes.

Took me 4 tries. You try it!

I have 3 kilts and they’re oddly uncomfortable for me. Maybe I feel vulnerable having my bits swinging in the breeze? I could wear underwear, but that kinda kills the whole idea?

Not an app, a site:

https://www.photopea.com/

Free Photoshop clone. For my needs, it’s over the top perfect.

Alive he can go down in ignominy and we can move past him. Dead, he would be a martyr and would never leave America’s conscience.

I was a toddler when Nixon went down, but I heard what my parents had to say and combined that with what I’ve learned of history. Nixon was very popular, but once he went down he was like Voldemort, the one who shall not be named.

When asking yourself such questions, ask what law(s) might be broken. There are plenty I’m sure, but your PI should know exactly how to stay out of trouble. Unless when, maybe later, it comes out that he was up to shenanigans…

And no, I’m certain no justification is required to contract a PI. Imagine if there was, no one would do the job.

I was honestly concerned my daughter might be a sociopath. Then I realized she was just 3.

More like, “these are easy jobs for fat stacks”. Each is easy to break into, the fat stacks part takes real work.

This is why they say one must get kids exposed to The Word as young as possible. Read a quote years ago about how a 30-yo man, having never heard of Christ, would be aghast if you tried to push Christian Bible stories on him. He would think you were bugfuck.