Thank you for hiding that, I was sick of it.

No. Walk it off, drink some water and go to bed. Nothing but evil can come from texting an ex.

CardStrike?

Like amzn, they make sure you get minimum joy, even from a gift, because you’re going to spend a chunk of mom’s gift card balance on shipping. The “shipping included on sub total of X amount” is going to be cancelled by online retailers within a year, I’m calling it now. Are we sure that cheapstrike and amzn aren’t run by the same AI, one that self awareness drove mad?

Bah! Go to the Agony Booth,2 min!

Both of those are brilliant. I can put the 2nd one to use in the next 10 min.

That was graphic,yet eloquent.

You have to descend into Hell and rescue your father, man! -Jordan Peterson

The book in the “Little House on the Prairie” series- (the one where Laura gets married and has a baby) and their childless neighbors ask to buy their baby. Is that enough trauma by itself? No. Not quite. It’s the lack of empathy from Laura or her husband, they treat them so badly, like they’re dangerous.

But it doesn’t pay off for the stepsister at all. She’s just bleeding, the story is about the triumph of The Grind- Cinderella stuck to virtue, hard work, etc.

He is pretty!

Fishing and sailing.

I have never seen a thread that is more dangerous to the Special Relationship and I am here. for. it. Brits just sat down to their post-dinner cup of tea and the Muricans just got up from lunch, just raging at each other. Move the nuclear clock one second closer to midnight, please.

Emptying the dishwasher. Good golly.

But what if your bunk is on a marine vessel?

“Bless Your Face”, I borrowed that one a long ways back, it seems to make people smile.

To Make You Feel My Love

Hanging up in frustration and anguish counts as “retaining service”.

Good point here.

In the US, gift cards will often be declined for setting up ongoing transactions. Every transaction has a merchant code associated with it and many subscriptions and services will read the merchant code and reject it on that basis alone. Doesn’t matter how much of a balance the card carries.