You know what’s worse? Calling out to the waiter. Everyone around me hears it.
The waiter doesn’t.
This is a classic scenario, and has happened to me too many times.
Protip: nobody is going to think “look at that weird person calling a waiter!”
Look at that weird person existing on this planet. Damn what a weirdo, just trying to exist!
/s
Yes but in my head they are all laughing at me
Yes but challenging those thoughts with thoughts like these makes them go away. (for me)
When you are at the Oktoberfest it is best to yell „He Bierkuh!“
I’d just be too scared too eat out by myself.
I can eat you out if you want
This works though. As a former server, if one of my tables was looking around, they almost always needed something.
SUMIMASEN!!
Your meme is good and you should feel good
