For credibility: I hold a major in Shitpostology, certified by a guy at the local bridge. Hes won 300 running weekly hobo knife fights. I have saved over 4000 memes to my phone, most of which are outdated and unfunny. I spend 4 hours a day on discord and Lemmy, whom I love. I come to you as not-sus as can be, and am definetly not the imposter. All this to give credence to myself but please do not let this extensive and bombastic speech distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
Ask me anything, and I will proceed to ignore it.
4 hours a day rookie numbers come back when you don’t leave to even pee
How exactly does this behavior differ from a normal person? 😂
4 hours a day rookie numbers come back when you don’t leave to even pee
While you might indeed be full of shit, this post has turned into top notch comments …so, thanks I guess?
Maybe your legit after all?
Was Mankind okay? (I am aware this is a shitty morph reference)
Where are my pants?
Honey, where are my paaaaaaaaaaaaannntttssss?
Found your pants, series is over.
Did you check the back of my wife’s car? You might have left them here.l when we took you to the mission
How many ducks would it take to span the equator if they were all lined up in a row?
At least 12, probably, but I wouldn’t quote that
At least 12
Too late
What is the meaning of fife?
To buy lootboxes for our lord EA. Oh shit that’s FIFA.
The meaning of a fife is someone didn’t want a whole ass flute so they made it shorter
What band should I hire for my funeral?
I mean I’d definetly hire a local mariachi and make it a party. It’d be the first party I’ve ever been invited to.
Why does the porridge bird lay it’s eggs in midair?
So they uh…don’t get poached?
No that can’t be it, you can still poach the eggs, same as frying them.