The rapture has been coming any day now for two thousand years. It’s funny too because the Bible states itself that nobody knows when the second coming will happen and yet these idiots still try to predict it
Watch therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour in which the Son of Man is coming.
After talking about end times and signs of end times the bible literally says
Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened. (Matthew 24:34).
Christians need to read their own book.
Some evangelical sects believe that one of the apostles was transported to heaven without dying, so they believe that that generation has technically not passed away.
Get around biblical contradictions with this one weird trick!
You jest, but it do be like that. Everything from grape juice for the no-alcohol crowd to virginal births for the no-sex crowd to thinking they can manipulate current events to rush fulfillment of the prophecies to force Jesus to come back sooner for the 21st century Christian Pharisee crowd, there is a way to make it work.
Shift it, twist it, ignore the parts they don’t want, and they can easily make that book say whatever they need it to say . . . and then make it say the exact opposite tomorrow, because they’re
flexiblelinguistic contortionists that way.
What if all the apostles were buried alive
It’s already happened and nobody noticed.
A couple of hippies disappeared no one else was worthy.
Hey, at least there’s beer and weed here in hell-on-earth. It’s supposed to only be 7 years though, I guess the clock broke.
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Every few years it’s “the end of the world” 😂
I rarely chime in on these sorts of things, but maybe the bible was talking about AGI. ahahaha. We have no idea if it is really coming and at what hour. Might already be here. The Bible never said the Son of Man would be a human and AGI is our offspring.
AGI can’t be worse at running things than a bunch of temperamental apes so let’s go for it
Right. I have been saying this all over the place when I see humans doing awful things. I am not worried about AGI or ASI as much as I am worried about humans destroying the planet one way or another. Just ask the rest of the animal kingdom who they rather have in change.
Hey, I’m no ape! Don’t make me filling shit at you
Of course they do. It’s what they live for. All their focus is on the afterlife. Their actual life is just an annoyance that comes first.
Too bad their doctrine is to take everyone else with them, instead of being as courteous as the cults that self annihilate and leave the non-followers alone.
Seriously, their own book says man was charged with taking care of the world. By their own doctrine, God is the one that will end it, not man. But they’re all either power hungry greed lords trying to take Gods destiny into their own hands or idiots who don’t know what’s in the book they thump so hard.
Nah man, if it was they’d be more well-behaved. Mortal life is where you discriminate against women and minorities.
Not new. US Evangelism is explicitly a doomsday cult, and Israel is key to their eschatology.
They are all kooky, dangerous people.
I’ve always liked how Sam Harris addressed this:
It is, therefore, not an exaggeration to say that if the city of New York were suddenly replaced by a ball of fire, some significant percentage of the American population would see a silver-lining in the subsequent mushroom cloud, as it would suggest to them that the best thing that is ever going to happen was about to happen: the return of Christ. It should be blindingly obvious that beliefs of this sort will do little to help us create a durable future for ourselves - socially, economically, environmentally, or geopolitically. Imagine the consequences if any significant component of the US government actually believed that the world was about to end and that its ending would be glorious. The fact that nearly half of the American population apparently believes this, purely on the basis of religion dogma, should be considered a moral and intellectual emergency.
Sam Harris, Letter to a Christian Nation
I was a student at an Evangelical college on 9/11/01. You know all those rumors about Muslims dancing in the streets that day? Yeah, that was actually happening at Evangelical schools and churches across the US. Those people thought Jesus was coming back that day. They were dancing (in the spirit of course, regular dancing is a sin) and weeping with joy. 🤮
Well, Y2K was a big disappointment for them. Also a bit of a waste. I never got to use that Tribulation Survival Kit the in-laws sent that x-mas.
Sam Harris has been an interesting voice this past few weeks.
Seems to be one of the few willing to talk about Islamic jihadism and its incompatibility with liberal western democratic ideals.
It’s not a secret conservatives are terrible people, whether they are Christian, Jewish or Muslim.
No organised religion is. They ALL want to control their “flock” even more than they want them to follow laws.
I haven’t listened to his podcast in a few years, but I still couldn’t avoid reading that in his voice.
When it doesn’t happen, I’m sure they’ll all realize their folly and drop religion. This is definitely how it will go down.
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Woosh
religion is actively dangerous to the entire world and shouldn’t be tolerated or excused
Evangelicals are living in their own hell on earth and want you to join them
They did that in the 90’s too. I remember the left behind series getting really popular because of it.
I heard a podcast making fun of those stupid movies. Were they actually popular? I’m too young to know.
I graduated in the early 90s and can say from my memory that while most people didn’t pay attention to them, there was a massive amount of “End of the World” cults like Heavens Gate all the way to even mainstream Christianity saying the end was neigh. There was as much “eye rolling” then as there is today on the subject.
The Pentecostals in the Deep South forced millions of kids to watch that garbage.
Nailed it.
Yes, the books at least were hugely popular and basically inescapable if you were around Christians in the US during the 1990’s.
21 “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22 On that day many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?’ 23 And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’
Matthew 7
They don’t want to actually read the bible. Just cherry-pick the useful parts.
Christian love in action.
I know this would happen when “abortion is murder” backfired. They will do anything to seem like good people except for doing good deeds…
Let them go there and participate on their favourite side. I don’t care which, as long as they are gone.
I don’t understand why people get mad at Palestinians. Especially on a left site like Lemmy. Oh religion is bad. But Palestines aren’t a religious ethnogroup. They came about naturally. But the Jews need a safe place to live. Well, Palestinians need a safe place from the “Israelis”. Why does that part never matter?
This guy has made a lot of money for himself saying these things. Doesn’t make sense to stop now.
If “Jesus” returned he would smite them all for the last 2000 years of bloodshed.
They’d call him Jew-boy and say he wasn’t a true Christian.
If only we could all be so lucky that it is the end of the world for evangelicals.
