Good. Suffer, you utter shitgibbon. I want you to be as terrified as everyone else who you had to ‘involve’ yourself with was.
Bet you’re sweating now, fuck face.
I have never heard the insult ‘shitgibbon’ before, but i love it
It’s in the same vein as douchecanoe but rarer. Rarer than a cockwomble or fucknugget but not as rare as a wankpuffin.
Ah, the ever elusive wankpuffin.
My wankpuffin also keeps disappearing. Maybe he doesn’t enjoy as much as I.
Have you tried a spankswallow? Much better and less likely to flee
Please do not the puffin
Big fan of douchecanoe. Been using it for many years.
I once dropped ‘douchecanoe’ in a convo with my manager in reference to someone we both knew outside of the company, without thinking. She gave me one of those “hol’ up - what did you just say?” reactions. New to her, she was amused.
You are now the second person besides myself that I’ve ever encountered using it. I have to wonder if it wasn’t used in a somewhat obscure book or movie or something that introduced it to a few of us who have been disseminating it ever since.
Lol, there’s so much emotion in this reply.
He does seem like and utter douche canoe tho.
There’s no reason to slander shitgibbons like that
I was looking for a sweat comment
#🥵💦🤮
Then you’ll love the song. It’s by the British quartet The Kunts, with Kunt on vocals, Carsehole on lead guitar, Rubber Johnny on bass, and Fucksticks on drums.
Here’s the lyrics because the subs are shit:
The Grand old Duke of York
He said he didn’t sweat
So why’d he pay 12 million quid
To a girl he’d never metHe’s a sweaty nonce (Nonce)
He’s a sweaty nonce
You know it’s true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty noncePizza Express in Woking?
Mate you gotta be joking
Pizza Express in Woking?
Is he having a laugh?The Grand old Duke of York
Young girls he’d like to pork
So his pedo friend would traffic them
Then pay them not to talkHe’s a sweaty nonce (Nonce)
He’s a sweaty nonce
You know it’s true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty noncehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFu8P7teOt8, and you’re welcome.
Tormented like he’s being sex trafficked under-age? Afraid like if he doesn’t do what the men say that they’ll torture him and he’s powerless to stop them? That kind of tormented?
Tormented like having to ask King Chuckie to send out the Gestapo to arrest anyone who mentions the diddling again
I’m sure Barbara Streisand would love for it to go away.
He is facing his second Christmas without his mother
He’s a senior citizen, that is such a weak grab for pity.
Welp then he should have spent more time with mummy instead of raping children on an island
I cannot even pretend to have sympathy for this bastard
Why do the good ones die so young?
I hope it lasts even after the docs are published.
Why would he be worried, if he has nothing to hide? SMH
I hope it only starts in earnest then
He’s embarrassed, not tormented.
The girls and boys he probably raped were tormented.
Classic DARVO technique by the prince
Hey Prince Andrew, if the truth hurts then maybe it’s you that’s in the wrong?
I mean everyone already knows his name is on the list so idk what he has to worry about lol.
He either can’t read the room or it’s worse then we already knew about. Probably both.
Because he knows his name will be on the frontpages again.
Wow, I’m not tormented at all. I guess if you don’t diddle kids you have nothing to worry about…
Oh won’t somebody please think of the poor prince.
Reap what you sow, cunt.
Loser ass POS.
Can we start calling him “The Royal formally known as Prince”?
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Prince Andrew is said to be “totally tormented” at the prospect of his relationship with the paedophile Jeffrey Epstein coming under further scrutiny after a judge ordered the release of secret case files.
US Judge Loretta Preska ruled on Monday 18 December that documents relating to more than 170 people who were either associates, friends or victims of disgraced financier Epstein should be made public.
They include 40 documents of evidence from Johanna Sjoberg, who has claimed the Duke of York touched her breast while sitting on a couch inside the US billionaire’s Manhattan apartment in 2001.
Andrew stepped down from public life after the furore over his friendship with Epstein and paid millions to settle a civil sexual assault case to Ms Giuffre, a woman he claimed never to have met.
In the infamous 2019 interview, Andrew denied Ms Giuffre’s claims and said an alleged encounter with her in 2001 could not have happened as he spent the day with his daughter, Princess Beatrice, taking her to Pizza Express in Woking for a party.
In January 2022, ahead of his legal settlement, his mother the Queen stripped Andrew of all of his honorary military roles, including Colonel of the Grenadier Guards.
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Poor widdle nepobaby
Is he sweating?
If this is torment, how would you describe what those children went through?
