I want a hot Russian mommy to force feed me milk until my tummy bursts open and releases a tsunami of milky goodness down the hillside drowning everyone in its path.
…and do you want some ball torture with that, sir?
does that cost extra?
It’s free, but the safe word costs extra.
It’s Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
Bring on the fluggegecheimen!
Flügenkuchenbolse was jetzt?
Shit, I clicked on the wrong Amazon wishlist.
First time I’ve wanted to upvote and downvote the same comment.
Apparently you aren’t very familiar with the oeuvre of @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 😁
ok
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Down here in AU, Wendy’s isn’t a burger joint, it’s a Milk bar.
This fact made it so much better!
One order of milk please
You get as much as I fucking tell you.
I think most of these people are offended because you said “tummy”
My friend wants to know where this is taken from.
I’ve never been much of a social media user outside of reddit and lemmy and I’ve never had an Instagram account so maybe it’s my lack of familiarity but does that page list some really unimpressive stats? The original post had “more than 3,000 likes in less than three years” and for the second Instagram post it says"Within seven months, the post gained over 4,000 likes." Do Instagram posts continue active participation for years? I felt pretty good the few times I’ve posted something that got thousands of likes but it’s more personal achievement 'than this is going to be bigger than two broken arms".
It’s not trying to be impressive, just historical. All knowyourmeme pages are like that.
photographer Eugeny Hramenkov uploaded the original image
I always assumed it was from a porn movie 😅
We all did, so much so that there was a petition to make it happen: https://www.change.org/p/pornhub-com-make-an-actual-porn-of-the-milk-girls
400 signatures before it ended.
Bonk.
Paste is a gateway drug to eating and sniffing harder glues and possibly even epoxies.
Source: Google
I’m afraid this meme doesn’t work on the grounds that I wouldn’t mind being in this situation
Being made to drink glue??
The meme. The picture behind the text.
Wait why am I snarky. You either had a brainfart or are joking.
Either way, nice.
I see you’ve found the glue.