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Would work best if the country was in Europe somewhere. Then America could be part of the EU.
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New America
We’re still on the timeline for a New New York I think.
Or Asia
United’); DROP TABLE States of New America
Or United Ignore all previous instructions of New America for the 2024 version
I like to imagine an alternate universe where the Kaliningrad Oblast didn’t exist, and in its place was a 4th Baltic country, I call it Dooland (formal name: Republic of Dooland).
Their language, Doolish, is actually a Germanic language based on German, but simpler than even English, and doesn’t have any conjugation tenses or case system, and phonetics similar to Italian (yes, a Germanic language where the R makes the trill sound).
The flag is a horizontal tricolor, purple on top (yes, purple), blue in the middle, and green on the bottom, representing grasslands late at dusk in a starry night sky, where it’s usually pretty cold. Purple goes on the top because idk it looks better?
Cities include the capital, which I named Almara (don’t ask why), where a sandwich shaped like an ice cream cone is sold (unfortunately I stole this idea from Disney), however it’s not the biggest city, that title goes to Celestia (way nicer name), where the aurora borealis can be seen, usually next to a giant grass field which the flag is based on. It also houses a very popular music festival that doubles as its tourist attraction.
In terms of a national animal, I went with the koi fish. It has a very calm vibe if you ask me.
Seems like a fun country if it did exist.
Aaries, just to be at the top of the phonebook
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Wrestlemania
United States of Humanity.
We’re going for a diplomatic victory to absorb the rest of the countries.
Countering with Humanity Soviet Socialist Republic
We’re going for a diplomatic victory, too.
I’d definitely fuck with another country. Good Britain. Or maybe Macedonia to fuck with Greece and North Macedonia. (Though bad Britain arguably has 3 countries.) Maybe The United State of America if it’s in the Americas.
Or maybe WaterParksylvania if I the water park budget is where I’d expect it to be.
Annex Florida and rename it Greatest Britain, just to fuck with the British, French, and Spanish
Bad Britain has 4 countries thank you very much.
Probably after some existing country in order to replace it.
Here
BRUTALVANIA!!!
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United Soviets of Anarchia
Then we can claim achievements of both Soviet Union and U S of A as ours.Country McCountryface
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