When she jerks you off for the first time
I like to imagine a little guillotine on the other side
Sadly, I can all but confirm there would be FAR MORE BLOOD. Needless to say, the penis is a very vascular area and will bleed A LOT for AWHILE.
I believe you can easily die from blood loss if you get bobbitted
Gory hole
Someone’s certainly taking the L here.
I went through a total dickectomy and that made me go “aaaaaahh!”
Wait. Back up; you’re going to need to over that first bit again. I have questions.
Don’t stick your dick in these holes
Is… Is that Jack Black?
Yup, and David Cross and Bob Odenkirk.
It’s called Mr. Show and you should totally watch it.
What platform
Looks like it’s on Max right now.
Thanks a bunch. I will check it out, glued to my basement couch, due to this infernal heat wave.