• aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I met a blind guy who wanted to experience a concert, so I took him to hear Coldplay. He said, “Now I wish I was also deaf.”

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    4 months ago

    My spouse was admitted to hospital for two weeks and had several geriatric roommates. The nurse asked one of them if she knew where she was, and she yelled “IN SATAN’S ASSHOLE”.

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    4 months ago

    Huh didn’t realize people hate Coldplay so much. Not for me, but I didn’t think they were particularly bad.

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      4 months ago

      I could be comatose, damn near brain dead, almost lifeless, and if Rhianna starts singing country I will jump out of the medical bed and throw myself out the nearest window to get away from it.

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    4 months ago

    For a short moment I thought she was referring to the life support.

    Doesn’t make the joke funnier per se, but a lot darker