• Pringles@lemm.ee
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    8 days ago

    There are plenty of toll evaders, homeless, minorities, and otherwise lesser people whose lives you could have taken, and were that the case I would not feel so inclined to mete out such a harsh sentence but in this instance you leave me no choice but to impose the harshest ruling possible.

    Never change, The Onion, never change!

    Edit: alright, I assumed it was the Onion based on the community. But sure, it was some other site.