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This is older than many reading here … and C was already old when this was written.

Bist du sicher, dass du deutsch sprichst?

Replace? MacBook? Er, I‘m afraid I’ve got to tell you something …

Quite right. The joke works even without the „woman good/man bad“ subtext.

Yeah nice but why are you people so obsessed with men explaining things to women or vice-versa?

Rich is relative. If everyone is rich, nobody is.

Let the code explain the „how“, use comments to explain the „why“.

English is the natural way of communicating with Americans. A lot of people don’t find that natural (because they don’t speak English), but that is their fault, not the Americans‘.

Why would you? The command line is the natural way of interacting with a computer. GUIs are just for convenience. What you’re asking is like „can there be a city where the public transport is so good that I never have to walk“.

And that’s a fact for every operating system, not only Linux.

„Bees don’t waste their time explaining flies that honey tastes better than shit.“

French fries with vinegar. Ok, not unusual if you’re British, but delicious even if you aren’t.

The supreme of all open source projects would be something like Linux, curl, or SQLite.

Where, sadly, „search engine“ essentially means „Bing frontend“ these days …

Poor guy can’t listen to Queen because monarchy, can’t listen to AC/DC because he’s got only 110 volts, and can’t listen to ABBA because the spelling is too complicated.

You do know that Genesis wasn’t written by Christians do you

rm *.c when I meant rm *.o

That’s why there’s an ISO standard for dates and it goes YYYY-MM-DD

A geek is one who buys an Apple watch to take phone calls, monitor his heart rate, and control the colour of the lights in his living room.

A nerd is one who buys an Apple watch and hacks it to run Doom.

Half of them, seriously?