I heard it was some boomer customer that ratted him out

Der Hund, die Katze, das Pferd

For some reason the first time I read it, I thought it was an “L” so now I always call them “Apple mages”

You got it

Figma balls

Why is that ironic?

WILLST DU BIS DER TOD EUCH SCHEIDET

More construction options

It’s portal time, let’s do this

Cat

“Gift” is a German word that means poison

My understanding is that ibuprofen is processed in the kidneys, and if Tylenol was up for FDA approval today it would go down in flames due to safety concerns

Just FYI, it might be pretty easy to replace the back lights. You can even get LED ones. Word of warning though, if the bulbs are built such that the polarity can be reversed, they’ll only work in one orientation. This is due to the nature of how LEDs work. I had to redo mine because I didn’t win all 3 coin flips when I installed them

That gets you in. How do you get back out?