more of a trombone situation really
Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything’s gonna turn out okay.
i know some people are into this and its called sounding, but i dont know why they would like it?
There are more nerves inside the penis than outside.
there used to be a coffee shop in London that had a huge glass display case of penile sounding rods
I just know that my brain unilaterally decided to made room for this fact in deep storage immediately, I just wish I knew how important whatever got tossed to make room was.
/r/enoughinternet
I mean how else are you supposed to unclog your cock?
Thanks. This is definitely something I needed to see while eating
Is this around when you normally eat? I would like to schedule sending this to you on a daily basis.
I eat when I’m hungry AND remember to eat
Those conditions must both be met so you will never track my eating habits
Or have I planted a seed in your mind so now it will pop into your head when you eat all by itself.
Dear god too powerful
Edit: spelling
Alexa, set reminder on this guys eating times
Well, you’re fucked now
NOOOOO HEALTHY HABITS
MY ONLY WEAKNESS
Would an internally rifled straw provide maximum jizz ballistics?
ATACOOMS
The only thing I can explain how uncomfortable this is to read is that it’s like trying to imagine scraping your nails on a old timey chalkboard
You ever accidentally stab your mouth with a straw?
Yeah. Imagine that but like a bajillion times worse.
Stop that
“yo yo ma!”
-Kramer
I’m a woman and still I find this meme gives me the heebiejeebies. Stop that.
The numerous amount of people who suck at singing without lessons prove that addage incorrect.
Lol more like me_irl, amirite fellas???
I hate this so much. Enjoy your upvote.